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That headline again from polygon I won't mourn PlayStation discs.

This headline is from The Washington Post, an American newspaper.

That headline, again from The Washington Post, an American newspaper.

Now, obviously the headlines tell me news that's already happened.

GEOFF BENNETT: In the day's other headlines: a pair of miraculous rescues in Nepal's flood zone.

Thousands of people saw the headline and never even clicked on the video.

REPORTER: Norway's fans, who've been grabbing the headlines with their Viking-inspired rowing chant.

AMNA NAWAZ: We start the day's other headlines in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, where health officials say two people, both unvaccinated, have died from measles.

So let's get into the headlines.

So yeah, obviously we we don't actually have access to tomorrow's headlines.

But then in the middle of the speech, and this is true, the New York Times dropped a devastating actual headline, "Mr. Clean Is Retiring."