lettuce

-You know, with this whole lettuce thing going on, I took to growing my own vegetables.

REPORTER: Wash the lettuce under running water.

Where'd that lettuce come from?!

I feel like your pals at Pesticide Microplastic Death Diarrhea Lettuce, Inc might have other ideas.

I'm not washing lettuce.

Finally, they open it to find a bunch of Taylor Farms lettuce.