soup

He'll be like, mm, looks like soup.

And overall, as long as it doesn't approach the oven's walls, leaving a metal spoon in a microwaving bowl of soup should be a pretty uneventful affair.

If you take a tub of sand like this, and then add air in just the right way, it basically becomes a liquefied soup.

And I folded 100 of them and sold them alongside the pigeons to raise over $4,000 to donate to my local soup kitchen, as well as a nonprofit that rehabilitates injured and orphaned birds in New York City.